Glenn Beck—Celebrated Humorist

Fox News commentator Glenn Beck causes some listeners to suffer historically high blood pressure. However, Mr. Beck is not crazy; instead, he’s a humorist on the order of Will Rogers!

Don’t believe me? Let’s see:

Mr Glen Beck: Mr. (Will) Rogers:
[Obama’s] Czars are evil people; wicked, crazy, frightening people… Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.
If you logon to this [cars.gov], everything you own [on your computer] is theirs [the government’s] Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be “What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?” There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Think about this: Is it unreasonable to think this government would ask you to spy on your neighbors… Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Summation

See the similarities? Of course, you do…

It must be as obvious to you by now, as it is to me, that Glenn Beck did not really mean that, for examples, President Barack Obama is a socialist, a purveyor of radical Marxism, and a person ”…with a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.

After all, if one believed these to be factual, one would also have to believe that Obama somehow hypnotized 69,500 US citizens who voted for him. Those votes gave Obama a 365 – 173 electoral vote advantage.

No, Glenn Beck must, instead, use outrageous humor to remind us that our nation is still strong, viable, and vital. After all, Beck said this about Obama:

I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people…I’m saying he has a problem. He has a—this guy is, I believe, a racist.

That compares well with Will Rogers, who made this outlandish statement:

The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment.

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